Where all geeks are smart, beautiful and sexy

Welcome to the Sxy Geek nerd herd, a place where all things geeky, nerdy, dorky and sexy come together in one place. We aim to keep abreast of current trends not just in technology (VR, sex robots, Bluetooth toys, etc.) but also the latest movies and TV series (Star Wars, Marvel, The Big Bang Theory, etc.) that are all geeky and sexy at the same time. We will also explore the kinky side of the nerd herd, you know, the whips, cuffs, BDSM, cosplay, all the fun and interesting stuff that no one wants to talk about; but want to know about... So head on over to our blog and let the adventures begin!

Here at Sxy Geek, we believe in a set of values. These are values that we pledge to stick by, no matter how you interact with us. We put them here, for all to see, so we can be held accountable for our actions.

  • Fun: we value fun and frivolity over all, it is a core part of who we are
  • Community: a sense of community for the group of people we encompass is critical
  • Humor: sarcasm and dry humor make up the majority of our humor style
  • Kindness: we understand bullies, not because we are them, but because we have been on the receiving end. Kindness is a selfless act that takes nothing, but gives everything
  • Respect: we all deserve respect, to ourselves and to each other, anything less is not humane
  • Sexiness: everyone is sexy. We embrace that, no matter what shape or form it comes in
Happy woman perusing sex shop, holding up two dildos


We did it!!! Sxy Geek's online store is now up and running! We are in the process of putting up all our products, so if there is something you want but don't see, drop us a line and we will do our very best to find what you're looking for. We want to make sure all the information you need for a product is here, so you don't have to look anywhere else.

Shop from the comfort of your home or location of preference and receive discrete delivery to a location of your choice. Also we will soon be announcing our rewards program so you can receive your products at even greater discounted prices.

Sexy back-lit qwerty Keyboard Layout
Love a bath with a sexy toy for company